AYERS, noah m.

[NOAH MEMPHIS AYERS]

NINETEEN. COLLEGE STUDENT. HETEROSEXUAL. DORK. GARRETT NICKELSEN.
( NOAH MEMPHIS AYERS )

I SEE YOUR EYES, YOU'RE BARELY SOBER.
I HEAR YOUR VOICE, YOU'RE CALLING OUT FROM ME TO YOU.
the character

just call me noah, if you please. or, whatever the hell you want. make up a stupid nickname. i really don't care. i will probably be too wasted to process what you're saying. no, no, no. i don't mean i'm a heavy drinker. i just mean that i love a good party here and there. is that so bad? really, is it? judge yourself before you judge me, thanks. now, i know. nineteen; i shouldn't be drinking. but, hey. i'm in college. i'm social. do you really expect me to avoid college parties? and at said college parties, do you really expect me to behave? it's not a party without drinking. absolutely anybody who is anybody knows that. unless, you know, you're pretty much a nobody. i guess that's an exception to the rule.

seeing as i try not to be a nobody, and try my best to be as social as possible, i try to party, party, party. now, i have my priorities of course; like making sure my mother has kept her sanity. since my father is history, and my potential step father / mother's boyfriend lounges around on his ass all day, i take a few steps here and there to help my mom out. poor girl is loaded with things to do, three kids to take care of, and two part time jobs on top of everything else. i have to take them off of her hands sometimes, right? just so she can get some rest here and there. then of course, there's school. i honestly don't care for it too much, seeing as i'm destined to become a huge musician and all that jazz that you don't really care about (oh, look! a pun! unintended, i swear). but, my mother went through a lot of trouble to get me into a college in the first place, so i at least try to keep my attendance up so i don't get kicked out. i have a b/c average. it will get me somewhere, at least.

i am pretty much a big geek. i try to be fair in every sense of the word, and try not to make anybody uncomfortable. sure, i'm not the most innocent kid in the world, but i'm not the biggest jackass, either. i've got a bit of a witty, sarcastic side, but i'm also a huge teddy bear. it doesn't mean i'm a push over, though. i can tell you that much. don't screw with me, or my friends. i'm not about to sucker punch you or anything, but i won't exactly be nice about it. don't offend anybody in front of me, don't offend my friends, and don't offend me. i won't take it lightly, and i'm not afraid of the consequences. believe me. maybe i'm not so big and bad, but i can be quite a douche when i'm provoked.

all in all, i've got a pretty interesting personality. i'm a total video game nerd, but i have a social life. i love to have fun, but i'm also respectful. i'm a jerk, but a sweet heart, and all around a total kid. i love my family, i love my friends, i love what a loser i can be. don't put my mood down, okay? i've spent my whole life making my ego what it is now. that's pretty much it. so, yea.

SO SAY THAT YOU JUST WANT TO RUN AWAY.
AND REPLAY ALL THE THINGS THAT I TRIED TO SAY.
behind the character

hey bitches, it's baylyn and i've been pimpin' these hoes for about six and a half years. i know right, it's great isn't it? need to get a hold of me? hit me up by PM, AIM, or MSN (just ask). i'm also in the eastern time zone just so you know. don't need to be telling you people twice. also meet the rest of my lovely babies, lyric aylin carter!

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